Daniel dissects the minutiae of everyday life. Whether it’s the perils of exchanging pleasantries with an eager-to-SMALL talk new neighbour in the communal hallway of his building, or deciding from the age of eight he couldn’t dance and would need to build a life without dancing, because even if he’d had the required rhythm, the range of extrovert facial expressions and gestures needed to sync with the actual dance moves were beyond him.

OR the etiquette of chitchat at the urinal of an adult learning centre if you haven't yet even spoken to a classmate in your evening class who, having positioned himself next to you at the low hanging college trough, has decided to speak to you in the gents? Is that really the place to be having your breakthrough conversation?

It's a social minefield.