Welcome to Earth - voted in the top 37 travel destinations in the lower southern Milky Way!
Now that your human suits are on and you're about to be delivered to the planet, join your host and fellow alien George Qimarelox as he guides you through the final onboarding program on how to pass as human.
This short presentation will give you all the tips you need on how to walk, talk, and nod at people who are passing you in a narrow hallway, like you've been living on Earth for years. And of course no Earth holiday is complete without a quick explanation of primitive human emotions.
A fun new work-in-progress from standup comedian, actor*, and (potential) clown George Dimarelos.
*he was briefly on Time Bandits, an Apple+ TV show with Lisa Kudrow - that totally counts